Prediction: this little girl will run away at 14 or be popping Xanax and Zoloft the rest of her life, all thanks to mommy. Heaven save us from angry people who mistake humorlessness for self-righteousness.
I know that’s a lot of “s”s, I apologize if that triggered anyone.
Also, WHY IS THERE A SANTA AT A MALL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER?!?!?