Stunning Grasp of Obvious: Dianne Feinstein Says Bernie Needs to Realize He's Hurting Hillary

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) speaks during a rally in Evansville, Ind., on May 2, 2016. (Denny Simmons/Evansville Courier & Press via AP)

The Party of Youth and Diversity in a nutshell here: the 82-year-old white lady telling the 74-year-old white man that he needs to let the 68-year-old white lady just win already so she can just rest a bit. OK, I may have added that last part, but I’m sure it was implied. The longer Bernie makes her life miserable, the better for America.