Bill Cosby Blames Racism for Sexual Assault Allegations...

In a rare radio interview, Bill Cosby defended himself against sexual assault allegations by talking about racism, implying that the women coming after him are just trying to take him down because he's a successful black man. Since social justice warriors take every allegation of racism seriously, but also claim to take every allegation of sexual assault seriously, we wonder which side they're going to fall on with this case. Those of us who are sane know how crazy this sounds.