President Obama's New American Vocabulary
Filibusters: Unpatriotic obstructionism begun in 2007.
Genocide: An American crime unknown to the Germans, Hutus, and Turks.
Guantanamo: Virtually closed as promised.
Hawaii: Now in Asia.
Hope and Change: 2016.
Illegal Aliens: See undocumented workers.
Interest: It no longer exists.
Fast and Furious: More often a slow and methodical death.
Fat Cat: The new Al Gore.
Fifty-seven states: A trick question on Harvard Law School exams.
First Amendment: So long, glad to have known you.
Food Stamps: Never stamps and not always for food.
Fracking: Produces way too much unnecessary energy and money.
George Zimmerman: Does not look like the son Obama might have had.
George Zimmerman Trial: An indictment of white male America, when a female judge instructs an all-female jury in a case involving a Latino shooting an African-American -- with pretrial input from an African-American president and attorney general.
Global Warming: Along with rising seas, mostly ended by the president in 2009.
Green: Alternative sources of money.
IRS: Investigation of right-wing suspects.
Israel: A boring free-market democracy surrounded by rich cultural diversity.
Jihad: A sort of personal journey to be posted on Facebook.
Law: Can occasionally be enforced against the right people.
Leading from Behind: Or rather following from the front.
Lobbyists: Disappeared from government in 2009.
Lying: Speaking untruth except when doing so before the Congress and under oath.