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Meet Antifa 'Peaceful Protester' 'Alice Phallus'

Meet antifa Portland rioter and "life coach" Alice Phallus. Photos from Twitter/mugshot.

Correction: The column previously stated that Alice Johnson currently works for New Avenues for Youth. According to New Avenues’ attorney, Alice Johnson left their employ on July 17, 2017. We regret the error. 

On Saturday it was night 87 of the Portland Professional Protester™ planned riots, brought to you by Portland antifa, Mayor Ted Wheeler, DA Mike Schmidt, and Black Lives Matter, Inc™.

Portland police came under the assault by rioters using rocks, lasers, bottles, eggs, and the usual battery of ballistics.

Rioters were told to disperse as they attempted to get at the Kelly Building, which houses government offices and is a frequent target.

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A news release by the Portland Police Bureau says that the rioters wouldn’t disperse and were warned that “crowd control” would be used if they didn’t vamoose. They didn’t.

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Officers stayed back a significant distance in the parking lot in an attempt to deescalate the situation.

Someone rolled a mock guillotine with a stuffed bear into the street (photo). The bear and multiple U.S. flags were burned. Paint balloons were launched at officers, as well as green lasers.

Officers initiated another push, attempting to convince the group to leave. This time, they went south on Southeast 47th Avenue to Southeast Stark Street. Officers disengaged again. Protesters lit traffic barricades, mattresses, a door, and other debris on fire in the intersection (photo courtesy @infopig).

Emergency calls were once again ignored while the children were throwing their nightly violent tantrum in Portland.

Between 45 and 50 officers had to be pulled from precincts to assist in the protest response. For most of the duration of this event, there were between 120 and 140 calls holding in the City of Portland. Calls included shots fired, assaults, alarms, threats, and suspicious circumstances.

Crowd control munitions were used during this event, however no CS gas was deployed.

Antifa’s Alice Phallus Is Arrested

Police say they arrested 14. Among them was Alice Elizabeth Johnson. The woman, who just celebrated her 28 birthday – Happy Birthday, Alice! – was charged with interfering with a Portland police officer. She was let off on her own recognizance and was required to post $0.00 bail. Zero. That’s a nice birthday present from the new DA.

Alice appears to be an antifa warrior for the far Left. She leaves the comfort of home to take on imaginary fascists and racists. Fascists and racists are defined as people who don’t agree with her. For example, you’re a “fascist” and a “racist” if you support police officers.

She looks fierce with her shaved head and mean spirit.

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Alice also has a side-hustle. When she’s not rioting, she also doubles as a “devil” under her stage name “Alice Phallus” at the popular downtown club “Dante’s Inferno,” a live music club that features a “F*ck Off Facists” sign on the side of the building. The kids must dig it.

Her Instagram page advertises, “Catch my devil act tonight at Sinferno! Still plenty of time to get here 😈 mention my stage name at the door and you get in fo free!”

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People like Alice Johnson, aka Alice Phallus, have actual jobs. Some of them do, anyway. And by night, they tear apart the very city they purport to help. They riot, loot, and commit acts of arson in the name of fighting imaginary fascists and racists.

And the mayor and DA just let them do it.