Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life

Once upon a time, a Democratic congressman named Anthony Weiner sent lots of pictures of his junk to women he met online. He claimed he was hacked or pranked or whatever, and he blamed his political opponents for his misdeeds. He even blamed Andrew Breitbart. And Weiner would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling bloggers.

Weiner resigned from Congress in disgrace, and all the people who defended him pretended they never did. He ran for mayor of NYC (would he have been any worse than de Blasio?), and his filth-ridden laptop even played a crucial role in making sure Hillary Clinton will never be elected president.

Oh yeah, and then Weiner went to prison for sexting with an underage girl. His wife Huma Abedin filed for divorce, but changed her mind. And now it looks like ol' Carlos Danger has talked his way back into her house.

Cheyenne Roundtree, Daily Mail:

Anthony Weiner has moved back in with Huma Abedin, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

The 54-year-old was seen rolling boxes and designer garment bags into the Hillary Clinton aide's home over the weekend. Weiner never lived in the lower Manhattan apartment where Huma moved with their seven-year-old son Jordan soon after the disgraced politician went to prison...

Weiner must be registered as a level one sex offender for the next 20 years.

Makes sense. After all, Huma's boss has been putting up with a sex-creep under her roof for decades. Well, Bill sleeps under somebody's roof, at least.

I believe people can change. They usually don't, but it's still possible. So I hope Anthony and Huma can put all that stuff behind them. I hope he's learned his lesson about sending photographs of his genitals to women who aren't his wife, and then blaming Republicans for it. And I hope he returns to his one true love: Trying to get people to vote for him. It just hasn't been as much fun out here without him.

Does New York still elect dog-catchers?