Top 10 Shi*holes Nobody Wants to Visit

Cit Soleil (Sun City in English) is a shanty town located in Port-au-Prince, the capital of Haiti.

Unnamed sources are once again claiming president Trump said outrageous things, including calling Haiti and parts of Africa "shi*holes." No one is sure this actually happened, but it sounds true, so the Washington Post ran with it. But it brings up an interesting point. Are we allowed to point out that there are places in the world that are not ideal, or are we pretending all countries are equal? This seems demonstrably ridiculous, yet the left is acting super-offended at the suggestion that some countries are shi*hole-ish.

This doesn't explain why the elite don't vacation in Haiti and Cape Town.

The following is my list of shi*holes I never want to visit, in no particular order.

1. Haiti

A quick search of Haitian vacations found that a person could have a full week in Haiti for $600, airfare included. If that isn't a screaming red flag, I don't know what is. The reason it's so cheap is that you have a high likelihood of never returning. If you don't get murdered, you will probably get a disease.

Major infectious diseases:  degree of risk: very high

Food or waterborne diseases: bacterial and protozoal diarrhea, hepatitis A and E, and typhoid fever

Vectorborne diseases: dengue fever and malaria

Haiti pretty much shows up in the dictionary under "shi*hole."