The Morning Briefing: Weekly Progressive Dementia Update

Hey guys!

Most days, I'm watching the news on Twitter all day. Perhaps I've become numb to the lunacy of the Left, even though I write about it a lot. On the rare occasions I do take even a short break, it all seems a little crazier than I remembered.

Such was the case on Tuesday, when I got some time away from the news because some family unexpectedly popped into town and got me out of the house for a few hours. When I returned, I waited another couple of hours before diving back in.

When I finally did take a look at how things were going, I was once again glad there was whiskey in the house.

An overview:

Here's a rundown of each of these.

Imagine being this young and this emotionally constipated: 

I keep hoping that the permanently aggrieved Left will eventually run out of innocuous things to be triggered by. Not that I don't enjoy their misery -- I most certainly do -- but I fear that one day these loons will have too much power and attempt to enforce their speech police fetishes.

Also, they're annoying.

I don't even have feelings and I enjoyed this:

For those of you unfamiliar with Tariq Nasheed, do yourselves a favor and stay that way. But this was too rich to overlook:

It's two toddlers hugging, you babbling psychopath. But racism or something.

Appearing this week Himmler's Ha Ha Hut

I'm not sure what a Nathan Bernard is, but he has a blue check and is really, really upset that Bill Burr broke free from the leftist hive mind.

I worked with Bill once, he opened for me a long time ago. He was funny then and he still is. His crime is that he doesn't do safe, politically correct nonsense on stage. He does real standup. As I wrote in this long post last year, the PC idiots are deliberately trying to ruin comedy.

They're the real Nazis. OK, maybe they're more Soviet.

Keep laughing at offensive things, my friends, you may be saving the world.

And here is a little reminder that some of these morons are running for president.

The replies to the senile commie here are great free entertainment.

I didn't get fired, I quit! Or something.

PJM Linktank

Church Targeted with 'Satanic' Vandalism After Opposing 'Drag Queen Story Hour'

Trump Mulls Taking Action on Homelessness in California

Prove him wrong: Angry Trump: 'The Media Are an Arm of the Democrat Party'

VodkaPundit: Star Wars 'Last Jedi' Director Rian Johnson Brings 'Knives Out' Against Trump Voters

Abortion ghoul in blackface. Nurse: I Witnessed the Infanticide Ralph Northam Defended

More dementia: Beto O'Rourke Threatens to Reorder All of American Society, Force Americans Out of Their Homes

Appeals Court Judge Says Not So Fast on Pathetic 30-Day Sentence for Rand Paul's Politically Motivated Attacker

Lunch Lady Takes Child's Food Away On His Birthday for $9 Debt

From the Mothership and Beyond

The Quiet Heroes of September 11

Breaking: Republican Dan Bishop Wins NC’s Ninth Congressional District Race That MSM Painted As 2020 Bellwether (Update: CNN Reaction Priceless)

About that race:

This will probably get him a bonus from the Pats: ANTONIO BROWN ACCUSED OF RAPING FORMER TRAINER... Denies Allegation

He tried to kill a Republican, they'll love him: Lawyer: John Hinckley interested in music industry job

Malkin: 7 Dem Debate Questions Jorge Ramos Won't Ask

Watch: Black Trump Fan At NC Rally Explains Why He Bought The Biggest MAGA Hat He Could Find (Cc: Debra Messing)

Wow: The duo who exposed Planned Parenthood are in court and the testimony is horrifying

The folks at The Bulwark think ‘the three horsemen’ could be ‘force multipliers’ in prying Trump out of office

SAG-AFTRA Developing Protocols For On-Set Intimacy Coordinators

Court rules VA must reimburse veterans for emergency care at non-VA centers

Bee Me

The Kruiser Kabana

Haggis Hurling...because why not.

I want one in my house:

MORE RICKLES:

We never forget what happened on this date. That's even more important now that we have vocal terrorist sympathizers in Congress.

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PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author ofDon’t Let the Hippies ShowerandStraight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”