The Morning Briefing: Hillary Is Running... at the Mouth

Best-Case Scenario

Many rumors are swirling saying that Her Majesty the Royal Granny Maojackets Hillary Clinton may want to dip her ugly toes into the presidential race waters once again. As an American voter who would prefer that no Democrats ever be in power again, I only have one thought about that: Please God, yes.

When pondering best-case scenarios for President Trump in 2020, there may be none better than Hillary Clinton alighting from her alcoholic perch to enter the race.

All of the pieces that propelled Trump to victory in 2016 are still in play. The Democrats have convinced themselves otherwise. If Mrs. Clinton jumps back in, Trump will likely enjoy an Electoral College landslide.

Hillary is showing up every day after her breakfast box of Franzia to pimp her new book. That's the reason for all of the focus on her. I think she's probably more interested in making money off of that to feed her chardonnay habit than she is in running for president again.

If I'm wrong I will only write children's books from now on.

Ellen DeGeneres Is Once Again Brilliant

I've long been an Ellen DeGeneres fan. When on stage doing stand-up, her persona and timing are a superb mix. As a talk show host, she may be the best since Johnny Carson.

After being spotted hanging out with Geoge W. Bush at a football game on Sunday, DeGeneres was savaged by the left for daring to be decent to a Republican.

She was having none of that.

“I’m friends with George Bush,” DeGeneres said Monday on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.” “In fact, I’m friends with a lot of people who don’t share the same beliefs that I have.”

Ellen hate in three...two...

As Long As It Happens

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