Team Biden to Dems: Sorry, You're Stuck with Joe

Who is the least unappealing Democrat running for president in 2020? If you said anybody but Joe Biden, too bad. A lot of people hate Donald Trump so much that they'll vote for literally anybody else on Earth, and they're going to get their wish. They're stuck with a 76-year-old man who can't open his mouth without putting his foot in it.

Or at least that's what his wife is telling Dems who aren't thrilled about him.

"So yes, your candidate might be better on healthcare than Joe is, but you've got to look at who's going to win this election. And maybe you have to swallow a little bit and say, 'I personally like so and so better.' But your bottom line has to be that we have to beat Trump... We have to go to Republicans and say, 'Okay, you're a Republican, but you can't tell me that your children are proud of the president, you know, of the things he says.'"

Speaking as a cuck RINO traitor who probably wanted Hillary to win, this doesn't seem like a good way to reach out to Republicans. Are they supposed to be prouder of the things Joe Biden says than the things Donald Trump says? Does Biden make fewer gaffes than Trump? Is Biden less racist than Trump? Does anybody, even the staunchest, most self-deluding Democrat, actually believe that?

But if that doesn't sell you on Biden, maybe this will. Marc Caputo, Politico:

The two brain aneurysms Biden suffered in 1988 were fully treated and he showed no signs of mental trouble as a result, said Dr. Neal Kassell, who performed the surgery on Biden three decades ago. Nor did Biden suffer any brain damage that could come back to haunt him in old age, Kassell said.

“He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven’t seen any change,” Kassell said. “I can tell you with absolute certainty that he had no brain damage, either from the hemorrhage or from the operations that he had. There was no damage whatsoever.”

Now there's a winning campaign slogan:

Biden 2020: No Actual Brain Damage

I don't think Biden, even if he's the least openly socialist Dem in the running, can beat Trump. I don't think any of these clowns can beat Trump. Not because Trump is so great, but because it's not about him. It's about Americans being tired of getting bossed around. They didn't listen when they were told they had to vote for Hillary. Why would they listen this time? Especially after four solid years of being called racists and Nazis and everything else. If 2016 taught us anything, it's that you can't shame people into voting for you.

But then, I was completely wrong last time. What do I know? The same as everybody else: Nothing.

(Hat tip: Madison Summers)