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No, Not Everybody You Hate Is a Nazi

I just spent an entire week away from the Internet, for the first time in years.* Of course, it's 2018, so a week in Internet Time is equivalent to several years' worth of outrages and scandals and scandalous outrages. I won't even bother trying to catch up on all of the things I'm supposed to be angry about. You should just assume that I feel exactly the same way you feel about every single one of them. But I do find it strangely reassuring that no matter what happens, our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters on the left will always brand the targets of their outrage du jour as Nazis.

For example, a few weeks ago, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement tweeted the following:

As per ICE:

The HERO [Human Exploitation Rescue Operative] Child-Rescue Corps Program is designed for wounded, injured and ill Special Operations Forces to receive training in high-tech computer forensics and law enforcement skills, to assist federal agents in the fight against online child sexual exploitation. Upon successful completion of the program HERO interns will have the knowledge, skills and experience to apply for careers with federal, state and local police agencies, and other organizations, in the field of computer forensics.

I tend to be skeptical of government programs in general, but this doesn't seem like a bad idea on the face of it. Stopping child predators is good, and so is supporting wounded warriors. These guys have sacrificed a lot to serve their country, they have experience and skills that they can put to good use, and they're helping kids in trouble. That seems pretty awesome. If saying so is fascist of me, then so be it.

But wait! Everybody knows that ICE is bad, so there must be a reason this is bad. Did you notice the tattoos on that guy's arm? Actor and genetic anomaly Ron Perlman sure did:

Yeah, Ron, gotta be. Hey, if you're going to slander a wounded combat veteran, there's no point in only going halfway. You need to be as malignantly smarmy as possible. Good work, Hellboy.**