Lena Dunham Can't Keep Her Weird Advances Off Brad Pitt, Leaving the Twittersphere Seething over #Consent
Wearing this stunningly garish get-up and looking like a Chinese dragon got stuck on the way down her gullet, Lena Dunham appeared on some red carpet somewhere to promote some movie she was in that I'll never see.
Brad Pitt had the misfortune of being her co-star and Dunham is making waves all over Twitter for trying to plant an open-mouthed, awkward kiss on him in front of the cameras. Critics are crying foul because of Lena's public #MeToo consent theology that doesn't seem to jive with planting kisses on unwilling participants.
Poor Brad. We here at PJM wish him a full recovery. As my colleague Stephan Kruiser put it, "She remains one of the greatest appetite suppressants in Hollywood." Dunham appears to have major social problems and several of them involve Brad Pitt. She was caught on camera showing him her sheer underwear during a film shoot not too long ago, a moment her publicist no doubt begged her to never do again.
It does beg the question: if a male actor was behaving like this, would it be laughed at? Would he be feted on late-night programs to giggle about flashing his female co-stars? As we know, if the left had no double standards, they would have no standards at all, amiright?
The #MeToo movement has always been about "consent for me, but not for thee," as women parade around their alleged injustices at the expense of the reputations of those they accuse. Dunham did it herself when she accused a Republican co-ed in her autobiography of raping her — an investigation found the charge to be completely false.
Here she is waxing self-righteous and accepting some award for sexual assault survivors when most people don't believe she is one.
Breitbart did a lengthy investigative report clearing "Barry One," the man that Dunham accused falsely of rape. Dunham's publisher finally had to admit the story was garbage. "Random House, on our own behalf and on behalf of our author, regrets the confusion that has led attorney Aaron Minc to post on GoFundMe on behalf of his client, whose first name is Barry.”
Breitbart's investigation never found anyone who matched Dunham's description, and they turned over every stone possible leading most to believe there never was a "Barry" and Dunham has serious mental problems. This is confirmed in the same book where she admits to sexually molesting her little sister, Grace.
In her newly published collection of personal essays, Not That Kind of Girl, Lena Dunham describes experimenting sexually with her younger sister Grace, whom she says she attempted to persuade to kiss her using “anything a sexual predator might do.” In one particularly unsettling passage, Dunham experimented with her six-year younger sister’s vagina. “This was within the spectrum of things I did,” she writes.
Dunham is one twisted individual, but useful in continually pointing out how the left has no boundaries for themselves and only seeks to impose regulations on others. #MeToo is only about punishing those the left has targeted, not about holding themselves accountable.
Megan Fox is the author of “Believe Evidence; The Death of Due Process from Salome to #MeToo.” Follow on Twitter @MeganFoxWriter