[WATCH] Kamala's Fallon Cringefest Flops

It's that time of year again when candidates seeking political office whore themselves out to late-night talk shows to pander to the great unwashed, low-information crowd that claps like trained seals for anything that hints of "orange man bad." Kamala Harris was on with Jimmy Fallon, who has still not been forgiven for "humanizing" Donald Trump by tousling his hair leading up to the election of 2016. That's right, folks. You're stuck with President Trump because of Jimmy Fallon. (Or at least that's what bitter leftists want to believe.) Since then, Fallon has been working overtime to rectify his horrifying mistake by elevating every Democrat crank he can. Enter Kamala Harris. This is harder to watch than Obama slow-jamming the news.

It was particularly cringe-worthy watching Fallon and Kamala do this weird sexual banter, considering that she is often said to have slept her way to the top with kingmaker Willie Brown. I warn you, this is hard to watch.

If you made it through that recitation of talking points from Harris's website, I'm sorry. How many times is Harris going to get away with the lie that she is "African American"? She's Jamaican and Indian-American. Her father is a well-known Jamaican professor. Her mother is from India. These are facts. She's not from any part of Africa, so why do people allow her to get away with this lie? As for Fallon, if he really wanted to make us laugh, he would slow jam the news with Pocahontas. This Kamala thing just put me to sleep.

Megan Fox is the author of “Believe Evidence; The Death of Due Process from Salome to #MeToo.” Follow on Twitter @MeganFoxWriter