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I'm Offended That Everybody's Offended

Angry young woman shouting at her mobile with her mouth wide open as she reads a text message on the screen

 

For reasons I may never understand, a lot of people in 2018 America regard victimhood as a sort of currency. The worse off you claim to be, the higher your status. Every minute of every day is a competition to see who's the most oppressed. Who's the most offended. And when your entire identity centers around how badly you're being wronged, no slight is too slight. The better you're doing in life, the harder you have to work to stay #woke.

Here's Exhibit A. Jeff Sessions, speaking to the National Sheriffs' Association on Monday:

Jeff Sessions: "Since our founding, the independently elected sheriff has been the people's protector who keeps law enforcement close to and accountable to people through the elective process. The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement. We must never erode this historic office."

Sessions said "Anglo-American." You know what that means. That's a racist dog-whistle. It's just further proof that he's a white supremacist!

Yeah, Sessions could have been referring to that. But assuming anything but the worst is no fun. We need to scold him for talking about how our law enforcement tradition began 1,000 years ago in England. And of course, Obama meant something entirely different when he praised "the Anglo-American legal system" on the Senate floor in 2006. That was then, this is now. Let's all pretend Jeff Sessions is saying that only white people can be cops. [disapproving hashtag] [angry emoji]

Here's another horrible atrocity against designated victims everywhere: