Democrats Aren't an Angry [M-Word] Because They're Violent for a Good Cause
There are a lot of words we're not supposed to say in 2018 America. There's the F-word and the C-word and the N-word. And now there's another one we're not supposed to say: the M-word.
Oh, you didn't know about the M-word? I'm not going to say it because it's offensive, but it rhymes with "knob." It's an epithet those dirty right-wingers use for anybody who dares to oppose their evil agenda, just because the good guys might happen to commit an act of violence now and then.
This is a very bad word, and you should never, ever say it. Last week, CNN's Brooke "Don't Say Boobs" Baldwin called out my old colleague Matt Lewis for his irresponsible use of the M-word:
Baldwin's not saying that those people are right to do what they're doing. She's just saying you should judge them by a different standard than the people whose political goals Baldwin opposes. It's really not a difficult concept.
Cue-Card Reader Conscience of America Stephen Colbert liked Baldwin's "No [M-word]" stance so much that he asked her about it on his show last night:
"I don't want to be the word police, and that was not my intention. But I also believe in calling out talking points."
"Talking points." Well, if the smartest woman on cable news doesn't think these people are an angry [M-word], and the funniest man in the history of television doesn't think these people are an angry [M-word], then how can these people be an angry [M-word]?
Here's some footage of this not-angry group of people, the folks Matt Lewis was talking about, on the day Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court:
Those are the actual doors to the Supreme Court, and that is definitely not an angry [M-word]. If it looks like these people are pounding and clawing at those iconic doors while furiously screaming and chanting nonsense, you've just been swallowing too many Republican talking points.
And those dumb Republicans keep pouncing and seizing on Democrats, just for exercising their free speech by using violence. Here are a few examples from this week alone.
A Democratic operative for American Bridge 21st Century, a group founded by David Brock and funded by liberal billionaire George Soros, was arrested Tuesday after the female campaign manager for Nevada GOP gubernatorial nominee Adam Laxalt accused the operative of grabbing and yanking her arm and refusing to let go...
According to the Laxalt campaign and local law enforcement, Wilfred Michael Stark III, 50, was arrested by the Las Vegas City Marshals on Tuesday evening and remains in custody in the Las Vegas city jail.
This is Stark's second assault arrest this year. Last March, he was arrested for assaulting Heather Swift, a spokeswoman for Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke. Over the past month, I've been told over and over that women don't lie about being assaulted, so I assume all the Democrats will be consistent on this point.
Apparently, attacking Republican women is a bit too on-the-nose even for American Bridge founder David Brock, because Stark has been fired. No third strike for Mike.
What else have liberals, who are not a [M-word], been up to lately? Alanna Durkin Richer, Associated Press:
A Massachusetts man pleaded guilty Wednesday to sending threatening letters filled with white powder to President Donald Trump's sons, a Democratic U.S. senator, Republican congressional candidate and others.
Among the letters sent by Daniel Frisiello, 25, was one addressed to Donald Trump Jr. that was opened in February by his now-estranged wife, Vanessa.
Susan Collins also got a threatening letter that claimed it contained ricin. Well, nobody was hurt. So what's the big deal, right?
Things are also going well in Houston, Texas, and Portland, Ore.:
Dude seems chill. 😳😬 pic.twitter.com/uhSO3082cp
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) October 18, 2018
WATCH THIS ANIMAL: Antifa protester tells 9/11 NYPD widow "YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD FUC*ING ROT IN THE GRAVE"; Occured in downtown Portland, Oregon pic.twitter.com/5ElvFlNTBU
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) October 18, 2018
This is all very, very normal and not newsworthy at all. These people are not a [M-word].
I'd like everybody to stop telling the truth about these brave Americans and their violently patriotic behavior. It hurts my feelings. Words are violence. You stupid, disgusting right-wingers are nothing but a mob.