Alleged Scientists at London Aquarium Seek Public's Help in Naming Their 'Gender-Neutral' Penguin

The alleged scientists at the London Aquarium want your help in naming their newest penguin. But this is not just some normal penguin--oh no--it is a super-fashionable "gender-neutral" penguin.

The ratio is pretty fun.

Don't count on these scientists to rely on basic biology, though. They're currently pretending that gender is a social construct. Like these commenters, I too am hoping for a meteor strike or mass extinction event at this point. If a worldwide catastrophe isn't in the cards, maybe someone will come up with a cure for this idiocy.

But wait! There's more. The penguin baby will be raised by its two gay moms, as reported by the Independant.

The animal will be raised by two female penguins, Marama and Rocky, who adopted it earlier this year.

Graham McGrath, general manager at SEA LIFE London, said: “While the decision may ruffle a few feathers, gender neutrality in humans has only recently become a widespread topic of conversation, however, it is completely natural for penguins to develop genderless identities as they grow into mature adults.

No word on how the geniuses at the aquarium figured out that the two moms identify as female penguins and not as two-spirit, non-binary walruses.