Global Warming Will Kill Our Sex Drives

No matter. I challenge the notion that hot weather deters people from having sex. An ice cube on warm skin can be very erotic. And it's clear our researcher has never done much with ice cream in the boudoir.

I can mention a few more creative ways to enjoy the heat during coitus but this is a family website and I'm already turning red.

I suppose if the scientists have it wrong and we're going to go through a long period of global cooling, we should get ready for another baby boom while stocking up on oysters and arugula to keep the fires of passion burning brightly.