The PJ Tatler

Fool Britannia

England has already doused itself in gasoline; all that remains is to flick the Zippo. *Clink*:

“London Metropolitan University is considering banning the sale of alcohol from some parts of the campus because a ‘high percentage’ of students consider drinking ‘immoral,’ Prof Malcolm Gillies said.

One-fifth of the University’s students are Muslim, and of those the majority are women. It is an issue of ‘cultural sensitivity’ to provide drink-free areas, Prof Gillies told a conference, adding he was ‘not a great fan of alcohol on campus.'”

Maybe they can ban Jews and Christians next!