The PJ Tatler

Manufacturing Descent

We all know their foreign-policy views have some genetic affinity, but has anyone ever noticed the striking physical resemblance between Ron Paul and Noam Chomsky? It’s more pronounced in some pictures than in others, particularly when they’re both smiling. Perhaps they’re more closely related than we think.

If any Paul fans are up for a new conspiracy theory, I have one: Chomsky and Paul are the same person! We need to get this new Truth out there! Stop being lied to by the Man! I mean, have you ever actually seen them in the same room together?