Roger L. Simon

She should make an album with Ludacris

Via TigerHawk, Wafah Binladin (the niece of you-know-who but with trendy spelling) — a wannabe rock star in New York — is apparently having trouble realizing her dream of becoming the next Madonna. One thing we know – she’s not going to try Kaballah. [How do you know? Stranger things have happened.-ed. You know, you’re right for once.]

Meanwhile, this is another view into Bin Laden family values, which are almost as weird as they are homicidal. I take that back. Nothing could be quite that weird. Let’s just say this is one kooky family with a lot of seriously screwed up rich people.