Good Friday morning.

Here is what’s on the President’s agenda today:

I have a condensed version of the briefing for you today.

Hot stories:

What a dumpster fire  Comey Falsely Claims Republicans Funded The Steele Dossier

The latest dump of Strzok/Page texts

Bill Cosby, once beloved ‘America’s Dad,’ convicted of sexual assault

Tom Brokaw denies sexual misconduct claim by ex-NBC reporter

North and South Korea leaders hold hands

Broward deputies union votes ‘no confidence’ in Sheriff Israel

Historical picture of the day:

Actress Raquel Welch throws up her hands is dismay as it begins to rain as she looks at the London skyline during a party held at the Dorchester Hotel, Park Lane, April 27, 1969. She is visiting London with her husband, Patrick Curtis. The party was held to celebrate two new projects for Miss Welch. (AP Photo)

Other morsels:

WUT? Ken Bone says son was suspended from school for gun-range photo

UC Berkeley must face lawsuit alleging bias against conservative speakers

“You have no sense of humor, that’s your problem”: Meghan McCain and Joy Behar blow up over the Trump marriage

Rosenstein to give Newseum speech on ‘rule of law,’ DOJ mission

Gina Haspel assumes role of acting CIA director after Pompeo confirmation

Juan Williams Says Kanye Is ‘Not A Serious Person’ — Kimberly Guilfoyle Has The Perfect Response

Democrats Face Left-Wing Backlash For Choosing Primary Winners Ahead Of Time

Grassley says he wants to release transcripts tied to 2016 Trump Tower meeting

Rep. Conaway: Intel agencies ‘over-redacted’ Russia investigation findings

Trump brags about firing ‘liar and leaker’ James Comey

Parents of slain student Otto Warmbier sue North Korea over son’s death

FBI gave “derogatory information” about Rob Porter to White House in March 2017

Golden State Killer caught using relative’s DNA from genealogy websites, prosecutors say

South Korea credits Trump for opening door to talks with North

Pro-Trump vloggers Diamond & Silk testified before Congress — and it got out of hand fast

Starbucks CEO says that boycotts following the arrests of two black men haven’t hurt sales

And that’s all I’ve got, now go beat back the angry mob!