This Just In

Breaking news!

• “Tiny Cars Fail Front-End Crash Tests.” (All hail the P.U.M.A.!)

• “Want to be a Talking Head? Being Attractive Doesn’t Hurt.”

• “A review of a large set of diet and heart studies finds that the Mediterranean diet and predictably healthy foods like vegetables are good for you.”

Say it with me, all together: I need a study to tell me this?