I AM ROWLF, PIANO PLAYER By Ed Driscoll | March 08, 2002 9:08 PM I AM ROWLF, PIANO PLAYER TO THE STARS… You are Rowlf!You don’t draw attention to yourself much, preferring to keep your cool and stay in the background. Take the What Muppet Are You? Quiz! Which Muppet are you? Take the quiz yourself!