Parenting

Couple Arrested for Sex in McDonald's Parking Lot—in Front of a 6-Year-Old Boy

This gives new meaning to the term “McDonald’s Playland.”

A Connecticut couple was arrested last week after they were caught having sex in a McDonald’s parking lot—in front of a 6-year-old boy.

Police in Orange, Conn., said that two McDonald’s employees were on their way out of the restaurant on November 15 when they discovered a couple “engaged in sexual activity in a parked car,” according to an Associated Press report. The employees said that a 6-year-old boy, who was “alert and awake,” was right behind the couple in the back seat. The report did not note whether the child was the couple’s son.

When police arrived, they found Kimberly Oranato, 28, partially undressed in the vehicle, along with 27-year-old Rory Clark. According to police, the couple claims they had only been cuddling.

Both Clark and Oronato were charged with impairing the morals of a minor (for, you know, cuddling) and breach of peace (that must have been some enthusiastic cuddling).

Police notified child welfare authorities of the “cuddling” incident and turned the child over to a relative.

The report does not mention whether anyone else at McDonald’s got a side of morals-corrupting cuddling with their Big Macs that night.

Apparently, it’s not completely unheard of for couples to get their cuddle on at McDonald’s. In 2013 a couple was kicked out of a UK McDonald’s for having sex on the floor … in the bathroom of the restaurant. In 2014 two women were attacked after they were discovered having sex in an Upper Darby, Penn., McDonald’s … again, in the bathroom.

But it’s not just recreational sex that parents need to be concerned about. Last year a homeless man was charged with capital sexual battery in Jacksonville, Fla., after his horrific attack on a 6-year-old-boy.

Keep your kiddos close, parents.