The Morning Briefing: 'Gobble This!' Edition

All the Thanks

Happy Thanksgiving, my patriot friends!

A genuinely brief Briefing today, as the last thing any of us need is a political hot take interfering with a righteous food coma. The feast I’m going to is going to have a fried turkey and a smoked turkey, so I will probably be passing on the side dishes and focusing my taste buds on just the birds.

This year I am especially thankful for the fun I’ve had since taking over the Morning Briefing. It’s fun because of all of you, even the haters.

I’m also thankful for the various ways chocolate can be used.

It’s fun being thankful, I don’t know why liberals hate it so much.

PJM Linktank

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The 405 is like this every night:

Bee Me

The Kruiser Kabana

You knew this was coming...

 

I'm still not sure what mincemeat is.

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PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author ofDon’t Let the Hippies ShowerandStraight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”