Capons of America, Unite! You Have Nothing to Lose but Your Brains

At first glance, this is not only risible but actively ridiculous: a bunch of metrosexual beta males apologizing for their very existence. And, in fact, it does seem to be a parody -- if Stephen Parkhurst's previous work is any guide -- although many conservative sites have fallen for it, owing to its extreme plausibility. But behind every parody is more than a grain of truth so, just for fun, let's follow the granular subtext of this exercise in cultural-Marxist nastiness.

It begins with Saul Alinsky's famous Rule No. 4: "Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules. You can kill them with this, for they can no more obey their own rules than the Christian church can live up to Christianity." Leaving aside the fact that there is no single "Christian Church" (a mistake common to non-Christians), and that Christianity comprises the Catholic Church, the Greek/Russian Orthodox Church and various declining sects of Protestanism, among others, the central issue here is to make "the enemy" (Alinsky's words) face the consequences of his own imperfectibility. That any contradictions and consequences are entirely in the head of the Alinsky side matters not; after all, in psywar, it's not what's true that counts, it's what you can get the enemy to believe:

Right now, the Leftist meme being pushed is "inequality." We see it everywhere, starting at the top, with President Obama carping about it in speeches, in the sudden prominence of a book nobody will ever read, in Eric Holder's Justice Department using the cudgel of "disparate impact" as its weapon of choice against the nation as founded. Because, the thinking goes, if all men really are created "equal," how can you possibly object to any action government takes to rectify a perceived "inequality"? Well, you can't -- unless, of course, you can reason past the formulation "if A then B." But the modern Left understands that few can or will -- and even if they could, the sound-bite hegemony of the media will rule out any substantive discussion of C, D, or E. As the AlinskyDefeater notes:

This tactic is genius in its simplicity. The idea is to keep the attention on your opponent by simply peppering them with the ways in which they fail to be perfect. No one is perfect and so the rule is powerful. In fact, it is one of the most powerful tactics in the Alinsky arsenal.

It's simple and effective because it's false, taking no account of the actual crooked timber of humanity (in Sir Isaiah Berlin's famous phrase), nor of the fundamental "unfairness" of Nature herself. It's false because it assumes facts not in evidence (white male "privilege") and purposely targets a single group, without remarking upon the fairness, or lack of it, of other societies (female, non-white, whatever). In other words, it assumes a conspiracy -- the Big Meeting Theory of History -- in which European men got together in the Caves of Lascaux or somewhere similar, and made a binding pact for all eternity. Never mind that they could have no knowledge about the existence of other human societies; they were Oppressors, and that would be that.