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  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:17 PM est
Let's go, Brandon!

(OK, I'm really done here. Go away.)

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:16 PM est

If I'm Vlad Putin, and I'm watching my expensive military flounder in Ukraine and I'm looking for a graceful way out...

...well, after this SOTU I'd be thinking about how to double down instead.

I'm kidding about that.

No, I think I'm kidding about that, but a squirrely little thug like Putin looks for an advantage anywhere he can find it.

And Biden put on a display of bluster and lunacy that must have Putin thinking that he might as well go all-in on his busted flush.

Pray I'm wrong.

Anyway, thanks so much for joining me tonight, and maybe say a little prayer for my liver, too.

I mean for the nation.

I mean for my liver.

Good night!

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:14 PM est

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That's the last pitch, and then if you'll hang on for a sec I have one last thought...

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:13 PM est

I'll let my more sober PJ Media colleagues do the big wrap, but before you go, I have two last things...

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:13 PM est

I just won a bet with myself.

Biden kept it to an hour. That's as long as he's good for, as I noted during the Democratic primary debates in 2019-2020, and throughout the 2020 campaign, and during various events during his first year in office.

He's got a solid 60 minutes in him -- provided he's had plenty of rest and a visit from Dr. Feelgood -- followed by a rapid decline.

So he kept it to an hour.

And that's the only thing he got right tonight.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:11 PM est

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:10 PM est
This is our 245th year as a nation, and Joe has been around for most of them.
  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:10 PM est

Wait... no Jan 6 reference?

Dems bet big on this for over a year, and Biden didn't mention it to the biggest audience of the year.

That's a huge tell.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:09 PM est
Here comes the Jan 6 stuff, huh?
  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:08 PM est

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:08 PM est

Joe Biden will be the first president to cure cancer -- twice!

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:07 PM est

The guy who claimed for years that a sober driver was drunk in the accident that killed his first wife, doesn't shock me that he'd dance, again, on the corpse of his dead son for political points.

Joe Biden is that guy. Always has been.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:03 PM est
In Joe Biden's America, apparently, all Americans need mental health services.

And who amongst us would argue with that?

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:02 PM est

Nailed it.

"Flailing" is the word I was looking for.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:02 PM est

Obama went out on his last SOTU with a far-left stemwinder that went nowhere.

So give Biden credit: He's achieved in one year what it took Obama eight years.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:01 PM est

Biden says he'll have the backs of transgender kids.

Finally, there's a joke so dirty I won't even drunkblog it.

You're welcome.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 10:00 PM est

Biden just quoted every open-border group in support of his immigration plan.

So... we know what that bill is going to have in it.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 9:58 PM est

OMG, he's bragging about his border control.

It's like me, bragging about that time I stayed sober... almost all the way through breakfast.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 9:56 PM est
Joe, you couldn't get your own Senate to pass an abortion bill.

That's how much you suck at this.

  • Stephen Green | Mar 01, 2022 9:56 PM est

Please note that Biden is making his gun control pitch long after most people have tuned out.

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