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As in Roger T. "Race" Bannon. AKA, Mike Pence’s super-awesome macho-yet-laid-back cartoon alter ego.
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And that's it for tonight.
I'll leave the "What did it all mean" chin-stroking pieces to our more sober PJ writers like Tyler, Kruiser, Jeff, and Megan, who have all been having a blast chatting it up on our private Slack channel.
As for me, I've been at my desk, with only a couple of breaks for lunch and dinner, since about 5:30 am Mountain time.
So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to down what's left my my foruth vodka-rocks, pour myself a bedtime brandy, and see just how quickly I can pass out.
The comments section remains open all night, and I hope you'll take advantage.
When Dan Crenshaw first gained fame, my wife kept looking at me kind of sideways, and I finally figured out she was trying to see how I'd look in an eyepatch.
I'm not sure how much he needs to do with it.
The riots affect few cities, none in play on November 3.
That said, Pence is making a nice, quiet case about small business people (mostly minority) being punished by the rioters.