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  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:37 PM est

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  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:36 PM est

And that's it for tonight.

I'll leave the "What did it all mean" chin-stroking pieces to our more sober PJ writers like Tyler, Kruiser, Jeff, and Megan, who have all been having a blast chatting it up on our private Slack channel.

As for me, I've been at my desk, with only a couple of breaks for lunch and dinner, since about 5:30 am Mountain time.

So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to down what's left my my foruth vodka-rocks, pour myself a bedtime brandy, and see just how quickly I can pass out.

The comments section remains open all night, and I hope you'll take advantage.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:34 PM est

Also: TRUE.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:33 PM est
"Joe Biden has a history of lifting people up."

Fact Check: TRUE.

Even if it's usually so he can see up their skirts.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:32 PM est

Meanwhile, we could have used a real, direct question to Harris about this stuff.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:31 PM est

Pence handles these silly questions with grace.

This is why he's the Veep and I'm the guy who drinks his way through these things.

On the other hand: We all know I'm far from alone in that. ;)

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:29 PM est

FFS.

I hate, hate, HATE these "questions from an eighth-grader" bits.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:29 PM est

To be fair, isn't that what Page is there to do?

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:26 PM est

Exit Question from Jeff Reynolds: "Has she said anything about peaceful transition?"

No.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:25 PM est

I wouldn't say "gaffe machine," but she's clearly out of her depth.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:25 PM est

When Dan Crenshaw first gained fame, my wife kept looking at me kind of sideways, and I finally figured out she was trying to see how I'd look in an eyepatch.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:22 PM est

Last Topic: How will Republicans steal or tarnish the election?

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:22 PM est

Pence going to TOWN on Harris as SanFran DA and it's just brutal.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:20 PM est

And -- who had 10:20? -- here's the "Fine People" smear.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:19 PM est

Harris just opened the door on her record as a DA.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:19 PM est

There's a fly on Pence's hair.

Whatever you think of him politically, he's showing amazing restraint not swatting it.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:17 PM est

I'm not sure how much he needs to do with it.

The riots affect few cities, none in play on November 3.

That said, Pence is making a nice, quiet case about small business people (mostly minority) being punished by the rioters.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:15 PM est

Let's play a game called How Many Lies Will Harris Tell About Breonna Taylor?

There are no winners, because math hasn't come up with enough numbers to count them.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:12 PM est

Harris, BTW, still won't answer the court-packing question.

Neither will Biden.

  • Stephen Green | Oct 07, 2020 10:12 PM est

Getting a history lecture from Kamala Harris is like getting a root canal from Christian Szell.

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