A Guide to the Most Expensive (and Useless) Holiday Items in the Crate and Barrel Catalog
While driving around my neighborhood over the last week, I've noticed that all of the Halloween decorations have finally been taken down from everyone's houses. There are a few rogue pumpkins, but for the most part, people have packed away their witches, ghosts, and spider webs until next year.
Some truly excited and impatient neighbors have already begun decorating for the most festive holiday of the year: Christmas! Nevermind that we have Thanksgiving to contend with first. Forget that we have to cook turkeys, bake pies, and argue over politics and religion after a few too many cocktails. On to Christmas we go!
If you get any catalogs in the mail, then you most certainly have already been bombarded with the Christmas theme. All of the kids clothing catalogs I receive are filled to the brim with Santa Claus pajamas and snowman sweaters. And the home decor catalogs don't disappoint either. They are chock-full of gilded wreaths, bowls with embossed Christmas trees and tree skirts that can be personalized with your family's name. Christmas is in less than 8 weeks. It's time to prepare, buy all of your accessories and decorate decorate decorate!
While I can get behind hanging a string of lights before Thanksgiving, the idea of adorning my home in red, green, and silver just yet seems a bit silly. But what is even more unimaginable is spending boatloads of hard-earned cash on some of the things I have seen in the catalogs. And that brings me to Crate and Barrel.
Sure, I would love a new set of dishes or a nice throw pillow for my couch. But some of the holiday items in the catalog are excessive, to put it mildly.
I have absolutely nothing against reindeer. Poor ol' Santa wouldn't be able to get to our houses without them. But I would bet that buying an actual reindeer might be more cost effective than purchasing one of C&B's new "zinc reindeer." For a cool $99.95, you could be the proud owner of a 25-inch Blitzen. But buying just one would be silly. You should consider a little reindeer family. How about $69.95 for the 21-inch wife, and perhaps $16.95 each for a couple of 10.5-inch kids? For just over $200, this herd can sit next to your fireplace for 3 weeks of the year.
I get it. Everyone loves nutcrackers because they're reminded of Tchaikovsky's ballet and they can be pretty cute when you use them to crack all of those walnuts that you have lying around. But I can't for the life of me imagine a situation where a $399 nutcracker would be necessary. If I had one, I'd keep it behind tamper-proof glass so that no one damages it with a Brazil nut shell.