Baby, It's Rape Outside: SJWs Rewrite 'Aggressive and Inappropriate' Holiday Classic

Sure, those all seem absurd, but so probably did the idea that "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is sexually aggressive before you read this post.

I am not at all opposed to miserable people being miserable if that's what they choose. The problem with social justice warrior progressives is that they won't rest until everyone hates the world as much as they do. They're very good at spreading misery.

Even through Christmas songs.