Target Cries 'Uncle,' Begs Shoppers to Come Back

So now, instead of having sexually segregated rest rooms, Target is trying to recapture their customers by... wait for it...

Target is now installing single-occupancy bathrooms in all of its stores to give critics of the policy more privacy. The new bathrooms, which already exist in a majority of Target stores, are costing Target $20 million to install, Fortune reports.

Extraordinary delusions and the madness of crowds of business executives, indeed.