Guess Why the 'Dating Naked' Cast Member is Really Upset

Let's push the pause button on politics, to note the decline and fall of what was a great civilization.

Have you seen this show, Dating Naked? It follows similar cable fare such as Discovery's Naked and Afraid. These shows have "naked" in the title, which is a dead giveaway of what they're about.

They're about regular people getting naked for basic cable. Duh. That ought to be clear. It's censored but still R rated stuff.

Dating Naked is a twist on earlier highbrow fare like Love Connection. Only, the daters are naked together on the first date. And they have a full crew around them shooting every word and every move in every contrived situation. And there are editors who will go over every frame of footage to condense hours of nakedness into a 30-minute show, with the naughty bits blurred out to keep the show's maturity rating below the Hustler level.

When a person signs on to appear on Dating Naked, they're taking enormous risks. But those risks are pretty obvious.

For one, a whole lotta people are gonna see you naked. If there's even one mistake, one innocent error, a whole lot more people are gonna see you naked.

And what if any of the raw footage leaks onto the forever Internet? Game over for whatever might be left of your privacy and dignity.

The risks weren't obvious to Jessie Nizewitz, 28. Her naughty bits weren't blurred for a couple of seconds that aired. So she wants an apology, and by the way, millions of dollars. Because of all the hurt it caused her.

Jessie Nizewitz, 28, says she was repeatedly promised by the producers that her private parts would be “blurred out” during the show’s third episode in May.

So she stripped down to her birthday suit with wet beach sand covering parts of her body and performed a WWE-style wrestling move on her date while the producers egged her on, according to the $10 million suit filed in Manhattan by her high- powered lawyer, Matthew Blit.

“I felt lied to, manipulated and used. I was horrified,” Nizewitz told The Post, explaining that she was brought to tears.

When the episode aired on July 31, Nizewitz became the butt of jokes on YouTube, Twitter and Tumblr, the papers state.

"...butt of jokes..." We see what you did there, New York Post.

Even the runway model’s family caught an eyeful.

“My grandma saw it. I saw her this week and she didn’t have much to say to me. She’s probably mad. My parents are just annoyed,” Nizewitz lamented.

She says that the seconds of accidental clarity cost her a budding relationship with a boyfriend. Seeing her prancing around butt naked but mostly blurred on national TV -- not a problem!

“He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that’s pretty much ideal,” Nizewitz said.

You know what's not ideal? Starting off a relationship with a lovely young woman who you really like, only to turn on the TV and see that she's willing to romp around naked in front of her grandma and your family and everyone else, for a few thousand bucks.

To some people -- horrible prudes stuck in the Victorian era, no doubt -- that might even be a deal-breaker.


Cross-posted from the PJ Tatler