It Happened To Me: I Agreed With Something at xoJane (Sort Of)


xoJane used to be Jane, a print magazine along the lines of Sassy and Bust and Bitch: that is, a Clinton-era publication aimed at women but more likely to print stories about RiotGrrls and extreme knitting than diets and makeup.

Today, the xoJane website does talk about beauty and fashion, because they finally accepted, sort of, that that's what most women like to read about.

They still have an edge though; the editorial policy is extremely, faddishly leftist: "green" this and "trans" that and "slut shaming" whathaveyou.

(They have one story up now called "IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? 6 Rude Things Not To Say To Your Gay Friends Who Are Getting Married" and I thought for a second they were suggesting that it might be illegal to say rude things to gay people because, hey, Mozilla, right?)

One of xoJane's most popular features is "It Happened To Me," first person accounts of First World, (mostly) White Woman "Problems":

"I Accidentally Dated a Racist/Republican/Jock," "I Worked My Way Through College as a Pole Dancer and Refuse to Apologize For That, SO THERE!," and endless variations on a theme that's dear to my heart (given that it's the subject of my new book):

"I Keep Hooking Up With Strange Men and Now I'm Depressed, Single and 35 and Don't Understand What Went Wrong."

Maybe I should submit this pitch:

"I Agreed With Something at Jane XO!"

Because that's what happened to me today.