The 5 Most Overrated Male Musicians, Part One
It was ubiquitous in my steel mill home town -- a whining drone blaring from every paneled suburban basement and tricked-out Chevy van.
But those of us who'd discovered punk wanted nothing to do with the overproduced bellows of millionaire dinosaurs like Pink Floyd.
That doesn't make Pink Floyd's music any more palatable, however.
Had their efforts been presented matter of factly, I'd give them a pass.
But every Floyd album was held up by under-read, musically unsophisticated teenage boys as a deep, profound commentary on society (man!!!) as well as an example of superior performance and production.
They'd show off their stereo system using Dark Side of the Moon, sounding like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas:
"Check it out! One instrument comes out one speaker, and another instrument comes out the OTHER speaker!!"
Have you, now a sober adult, actually listened to Dark Side of the Moon lately?
Can you scrape off enough encrusted nostalgia to acknowledge that album's sheer awfulness?
And while those Wizard of Oz weirdies aren't Floyd's fault, they're not helping matters, either.
When I scream "The Who are better than that stupid band you like," I'm thinking about Pink Floyd first and foremost.