5 Ways to Forfeit Your Man Card

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4) Being whipped

Know the saddest thing about guys that are really whipped? It's not that they blow off their friends to run to their women. It's not that other guys laugh at them behind their backs. It's not even that they sometimes go to humiliating and demeaning lengths to make women happy. (If we're being honest, most men have done that at some point in their lives.) It's that they put their manhood on a back shelf to please women and not only do they secretly resent having to do it, but ultimately, the women never seem to appreciate it very much anyway.

That's the funny thing about women. They're always trying to tame men and then the moment they pull it off, they get bored with the wolf they managed to carefully craft into a poodle.