5 Reasons Cats Are Inferior to Dogs in Every Way
3) Dogs are better pets.
Dogs have spent thousands of years earning the title "man's best friend" while cats spent that time perfecting the art of spitting up hairballs. Your dog would rather sleep outside on the ground with you than inside a warm, comfortable house. Your cat is kind of hoping you'll die so he can eat you. Dogs use the bathroom outside. Cats stink up your house by insisting on using a litter box. Dogs are renowned for their loyalty. Cats are mainly known for murdering small animals and dropping them in front of their owners in an attempt to horrify and intimidate them. The very fact that dogs chase cats is actually proof that they're concerned about the welfare of human beings and are trying to stop them from getting cat cooties.