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5 Secret Conservative Messages Hidden in Angry Birds

3. Doing the same thing over and over will produce the same results. In the immortal words of the exploding blackbird: "Don't just keep hurling the same bird at the same spot. What doesn't work doesn't work. It's exactly like socialism because... KA-BOOM!" The guy never finishes a sentence.

4. Destroy the foundation and everything else collapses. Clearly a veiled reference to the Obama administration's repeated unconstitutional usurpations of power and its disregard for American practice and tradition. Also a good technique for getting a series of traffic cones to topple a wooden beam bringing down a stone castle.

5. The anchors of the network news media have degenerated into dishonorable liars. I think this is obvious. Just stop playing Angry Birds for a few minutes and watch their shows.

Well, I could go on, but I have to get back to work. A group of pigs (government) has stolen the eggs (money) from some birds (productive citizens) and I have to start hurling bodies at them in order to bring down their elaborate but essentially useless structures and restore the land to liberty.

Once you start, you just can't stop!


Cross-posted from Klavan on the Culture.

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