Love, Joe Biden Style

Vice President Joe Biden began his address to the National Education Association today with a few minutes for love -- and marital advice.

"Ladies and gentlemen, my name's Joe Biden, and I'm in love with a teacher," the veep said to applause. "Oh, am I in love with her!"

"You know, I was told by a news commentator that when we did an event on -- an interview on Valentine's Day, this commentator, a national -- from one of the networks says, people say you and your wife have a love affair," Biden continued. "And I said, yeah, I said, but I love her more than she loves me, and she looked at me and she said, yeah, that's what everybody says."

He then imparted the key to his wedded bliss.

"She went on to say, you know, I did a study -- a three-part series on what makes marriages last the longest and happiest. And I said, well, what was the conclusion? She said, when the husband loves the wife more. So I'm going to be married for a long time as long as I'm alive."

Biden can be quite romantic when he's not making lube jokes: