The 5 Idiots You Wish You Could Get Out of Your Facebook Feed

2) The Teaser

As a general rule, it's probably not a good idea to share your innermost feelings with your Facebook friends. That's because most of them tend to be random people that you friended because they didn't look like psychos in their profile pics and they share your undying love for Justin Bieber. However, if you are going to go that way, don't be a tease. Don't give us, "I'm feeling SO sad today," or "Wow, I'm glad that's over!" What are we, cats and you're twirling a toy with feathers on it over our heads? If you want to tell the whole world about your emotional state, at least give us some deets so we don't have to ask and then come back two hours later to see if you've responded. Don't be such a tease!