5 Reasons Star Wars Actually Sucks
George Lucas is a plastic toy manufacturer who makes mediocre movies on the side.
Compared to Spielberg, Scorsese, and Coppola, however, Lucas’s film oeuvre is nothing but juvenilia, from American Graffiti to Star Wars to... well, he’s never made anything else.
It’s like his career has the opposite of Progeria.
It’s not just that George Lucas has the kind of face you just want to punch, although that doesn't help.
(A note to those of you fond of tossing around the glib expression "George Lucas raped my childhood": unless it also contains the words "stepfather," "Catholic priest," or "Jerry Sandusky,"' you don't actually get to use the words "raped" and "my childhood" in a sentence, m'kay? Please get another First World problem.)