Iran Halts Nuclear Program Because 'Nice Diplomat' Asked Them To
State Department officials said they knew the policy would work if they could just find the right, really nice guy for the job and that’s where Danny Carson comes in. “He’s an extremely likable guy,” said Hillary Clinton of their ace Iranian diplomat Danny. “Everyone likes him. I mean everyone. It’s really astonishing. Danny just has that boy-next-door charisma. And his laugh is so infectious! We knew he’d do a lot of good for us over in Iran and in other parts of the world.”
It was universally assumed by everyone but a few people high up in the administration, and Ron Paul, that nothing but a violent response would stop Iran from becoming a nuclear power. Only a few still held onto diplomacy, kindliness, and ass kissing as effective tools in dealing with the Islamic dictatorship since such tactics had never worked in the past in Iran, nor with any enemy of any country ever in the recorded history of mankind. Thankfully that didn’t stop Obama and those few at the top of the government who supported him because, they have succeeded and saved hundreds, if not thousands, of lives and ended the Iranian nuclear threat without shedding a drop of blood.
Danny Carson will be coming home to a hero’s welcome, but as you might expect from a nice guy, he doesn’t think he deserves it. Danny issued a press release saying he was just doing his job and thanking “Mo,” as he calls Mahmoud, for the warmth of his hospitality. Asked what he’ll be doing next, Secretary Clinton said jokingly he would be put to use going around to Tea Parties to convince them to vote for Obama in 2012.
Disclaimer: No politicians or Iranian dictators were hurt in the writing of this article, nor were they actually interviewed.
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