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I'm predicting Adam Carolla is going on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice.
I base this entirely on dropped hints on his podcast about "going to New York on business"; on him recently getting Lasik and fixing a longtime bum knee (they run around a lot on that show, right?); and finally, on this notice of a scheduling conflict. (The previous season of CA began shooting in October, see?)
Bet on Carolla to win: Daunting work ethic; competitive sports background; real life skills; above average IQ; sizable "little black book" of friends with cash.
And Carolla has a bit of free time, since he isn't running for the GOP nomination for some reason (language warning):
That said, I had high hopes for Gene Simmons, and got massively hosed.
I hope I'm right this time.