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F. Scott Fitzgerald was so very, very wrong
In America, there are way too many second acts.
And yes, that is the same Rosie "Ching Chong" O'Donnell who pretended to be a kindly, craft-y, lovable heterosexual on her last show, then ran one of the nation's oldest magazines into the ground and reinvented herself as an angry radical lesbian.
Can anyone explain to me the mysterious alchemy by which, once having become famous, one can never become un-famous? (And please go the hell away.)
On the other hand, I have a feeling people will still be chattering about Paris Hilton two hundred years from now.
Anyway: it's too easy to blame the very existence of these two new shows on "Hollywood stupidity" alone. American women watch The View day in and day out; there's clearly a lucrative market for stupid, annoying females on television.
And finally: why Adam Carolla will crush the competition...