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'Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Dies in Badger Den'

Australia's Herald-Sun is apparently trying to muscle in on the New York Post's "Headless Body in Topless Bar" territory. In any case, the combination of (1) famous person (1), death, (2) an unusual locale and both the words 'Badger' and 'Dwarf' in the headline make for black comedy gold:

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the badger, to paraphrase the Firesign Theater.

(Via blogger Moe Lane, who writes, "It’s not that I can’t beat the title -- it’s that I can’t even beat the URL text: gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/ )