Madonna's Fear and Loathing of Hydrangeas

No wonder she was cast as Evita Peron and is releasing a film about Wallis Simpson:

I didn’t know it was possible to detest a flower. Sure, you can prefer one over another, but to loathe a flower? When a reporter at the Venice Film Festival brought an offering of hydrangeas to Madonna during a press interview, she accepted them graciously enough, but then passive-aggressively rolled her eyes and announced how much she loathes hydrangeas. Obviously, the reporter was unaware, as were we. Thank god we know now. We, the adoring public, promise never to present Madonna with hydrangeas ever, ever again.

As Bill Murray said in Ghostbusters, important safety tip; thanks Egon.