As I was scrolling through Twitter/X/Whatever looking for videos of Antifa getting bopped (because they are hilarious), it occurred to me that today's filthy communists are a far cry from the trained, maniacal Marxists our fathers and grandfathers squared off with decades ago.

Our forefathers stood nose-to-nose against dangerous Marxists who were trained to kill them. If my grandad knew that today's commies have traded in their AK-47s for breast implants, he'd smack me upside my head for not punching the lipstick off "Amanda" (a man, duh!) for twerking in a classroom full of kids.

Let's face it: we have it easy. And as of now, all we have to do to combat communism is vote. But if things do get hot, these are the new wave of Marxists we will have to deal with, and frankly, we have it way easier than our antecedents.

Check out Fidel Fatso as it gets booted from a recent rally held by President Donald Trump:

This video raises many questions:

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Let's watch this human avalanche from another angle as President Trump offers some mighty fine commentary:

From this next angle, we can see that our blood-sugar bolshevik beast took quite a beating from some of Trump's patriotic audience members. Please ignore the drivel written in defense of the trouble-making tundra wookie:

The only similarity I can find between today's commies and yesteryear's commies is their dedication to aggressive behavior.  

Check out "She" Guevara, as it fails to contain its attempt at toxic femininity:

The only threat this attention-starved transamabob incel below poses is to a magnet. Zhit is one CT scan away from having its face relocated.

Below we have what I call the Walker Brigade, as many of them look old enough to need a walker. 

Why anyone would make dementia patients march in such a sad parade is beyond me:

Our fathers and their fathers before them fought communists holding assault rifles. We have to deal with Mr. Ed's liberal granddaughter, who might be immortal, as it appears to have taken a face full of buckshot:

One of my favorite traits of modern American communists is that they rarely reproduce. Those who do are likely to abort their children before or even on the day of birth. The children of libdolts who manage to survive will likely have their genitals at birth ginsued into SpaghettiOs.

And sometimes nature corrects its mistakes:

Many of our fathers fought the Viet Cong. If we are lucky, we will get to shoot it out against gay Oompa-Loompas:

No matter what happens, no matter how "hot" our culture war gets, I can promise you one thing: we got this.