HEH:

But, if I were writing the SNL skit, I would have the two candidates engage in a sympathy-for-veteran-families-and-other-noble-causes “Jewelry-off” playing on the “I have a bracelet too” comment from Obama.

“Oh yeah? I have this earing and two bangles….”

“Well, my nipple ring proves I care more about ….”

Probably funnier than what will actually appear.