I’M VOTING FOR MR. CLOUDO, PRESIDENT OF HEAVEN. I also like “Not just the president of the ShinySuit 3000 Club For Men, but also a client.”

But I don’t think either is what the Rolling Stone folks had in mind.

UPDATE: Matthias Shapiro emails: “One might think the people who have spent the last eight years telling us that the US is exactly like pre-war Nazi Germany would be a little more wary of cult-of-personality hero worship. But one would be wrong.”

MORE: Ace: “For how long will the racist media trade in age-old stereotypes about black physicality and bioluminescence?”