PUT DOWN THOSE STAGE PROP GUNS! Because you know if you want to avert campus shooting sprees, you want to start with the hard-working theater kids who rehearsed their hearts out to put on a big show. Yes, the show is about presidential assassins, but it’s Sondheim. It’s high class. The bright side of this is: Because it’s high-class musical theater that’s getting censored, even the usual prissy anti-gun types should get pissed off.

Via Nick Gillespie, who hates the musical “Assassins” (“godawful in its original conception and execution back in 1990 (and naturally, retardedly well-received in its 2004 Broadway revival)”). I’ve never seen the show, but I loved Sarah Vowell’s description of it in her cool book “Assassination Vacation”:

“It’s the Stephen Sondheim musical in which a bunch of presidential assassins and would-be assassins sing songs about how much better their lives would be if they could gun down a president.”

“Oh,” remarks Mr. Connecticut. “How was it?”

“Oh my god,” I gush. “Even though the actors were mostly college kids, I thought it was great! The orange-haired guy who played the man who wanted to fly a plane into Nixon was hilarious. And I found myself strangely smitten with John Wilkes Booth; every time he looked in my direction I could feel myself blush.” Apparently, talking about going to the Museum of Television and Radio is “too personal,” but I seem to have no problem revealing my crush on the man who murdered Lincoln.