MICKEY KAUS: “Do you sense there is some large mass of dark matter, an unseen Scandal Star, the gravitational pull of which is warping the coverage of what seems, on the surface, a pretty dull presidential race? I do.”

More from Ron Rosenbaum. If it’s there, it’ll leak.

UDPATE: Reader Tony Deakin wonders if this is it. I doubt it. Not enough sex.